Happy birthday, Jesse!
This is what I was uploading last weekend that was bogging down our internet.
That saucy little look at the camera the last couple seconds is just for you, baby.
Preeeetty sure this is the best five dollars I've ever spent.
Now get back to opening the rest of your presents, handsome man. Well, present, but there's more in store today!
(For all the non-birthday attendants who are obviously wondering how to get a hold of this guy, here's DancingDror's page to buy your own 30 second inexplicable dance with whatever you want him to write on his stomach for $5. He'll let you choose the song, but I told him to just do "whatever feels right". MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.)