Jesse said he'll always remember the fateful day we met. Love at first sight, he says. He knew he would be adopting me and giving me my "forever home".
And it looks like I was on sale.
You know, it's my behavior in pictures like this that made my mother hate it when my dad and I were together in public. Something about being immature. Or something. Waa waaaa.
I'm still saving up my pennies to buy a bike, but I want you to know that that cute husband of mine totally tried to get me to buy a bike online with a CREDIT CARD. I know, right?! This guy!
Annie, who is a dedicated follower, yet I have never mentioned her before because I'm a horrible person, sent me this beauty.
Not like, sent me a bike, but sent me a link. It's the thought that counts, really. I mean, look at it. My gosh, it's gorgeous.
An old friend from high school is now following me, and his name is Alex. Alex and I went to his junior prom together, where he very romantically said something like, "I need a date to prom. Can you come?" I'm going to find the picture from that prom and post it, and Susan is already giggling because my feet look funny in that picture. Actually, I just realized that my date to my senior prom was equally as wooed by me as I was wooed by Alex when I said to him, "Sean, I need someone taller than me to be my date to prom. Want to be my date?" A way with words, we have.
And a pretty girl named Megan is following me. I do not know anything about her. So let's make something up. Megan is from Idaho, yet she's been spending the last three years in Paraguay finding herself. She had a short romantic interest in handsome Andrès, a doctor. Things fizzled out towards the end, what with him being a busy doctor and her teaching children English. But recently she found Louis, a Scottish biologist who was spending a vacation in Paraguay after grad school. He just went back to Scotland, and Megan is trying to get back in the states so she can get things arranged to move out to the UK. Because, guess what? Even though they only knew each other three weeks, they're engaged! Oh it's so exciting. The lives my followers lead.